Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, March 3, 2008

Today's Fortune

"Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come from miles to watch you burn."

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Email from Dead Poets

So I got a spam messages this morning from Elizabeth Browning, telling me that I need to buy a penis enlargement pill. This is so wrong on so many levels... I know Elizabeth is a romantic poet and all, but to endorse enlargement pills? *sigh*